A few bad musician jokes

A fellow recording artist recently had some time to kill in the studio while his new CD was getting mixed, so he starting sharing musician jokes on Facebook and got his friends to share theirs as well. So here are a few of them that I particularly enjoyed:

Q: What’s the definition of an optimist? 
A: An accordion player with a pager!

Q: What’s the difference between a banjo player and a pizza?
A: A pizza can feed a whole family!!!

Q: What’s the difference between a cello and a viola?
A: The cello burns longer.

Q: How do you keep your violin from being stolen? 
A: Put it in a viola case.

Q: How do you spot a trombonist’s kid on the playground? 
A: He can’t swing and he complains about the slide.

Q: What do you say to a electric guitar player in a 3-piece suit?
A: “Will the defendant please rise…”

Q: How do you get a drummer off your porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza

Q: Why do sax players hang out on the porch? 
A: They can’t find the key and don’t know where to come in.

It seems that no instrument is spared from the axe, except piano and violin. I wonder why. Personally, I believe it is because the piano in particular is the Lord’s instrument and people know better than to blaspheme. What do you think? Know any good pianist or violinist jokes?

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